Dumb Petitions

The Number 10 petitions site excludes petitions for a number of reasons, but stupidity sadly is not one of them. Here is a collection of some of the best
Jun 02
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to force internet service providers to filter ‘text’ speak, and thus improve the literacy of modern Britain.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/notextspeak/
Apr 30
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ban people from having pets.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bananimals/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to prohibit the sale of saucepans with metal handles, and orchestrate a nationwide removal of all such pans.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/metal-saucepans/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Make the first monday following March 23rd a Back Holiday in rememberance of Jade Goody.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoodyJ/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Move Christmas to the 29th of February
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/MoveXmas/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to cancel all personal mortgage debt in the uk.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cancel-uk-debt/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Save lives by changing the word FIRE to SMOKE on emergency signs in buildings.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SmokeNotFire/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ban Demonstrations.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/demonstrations/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Repeal the Trinitarian Act 1812
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Trinitarian/
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“ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make it mandatory, for all schools/places of employment to introduce a daily 20 minute nap break.
— http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/thenapisback/